Joe

Liz: I want to get this Farm Fresh special with the buy-one-get-one bag of apples. Maybe 6 pounds of apples would finally be enough
Joe: Maybe you could get Colonel Aengus
Joe: [pause just a fraction of a second too long]
Joe: To make us an apple tart
Liz: I'm really glad that sentence didn't end before you said "apple tart."
Desk: [Awkard silence]
Felicia: Bwa ha ha ha ha!