Not even in the newsroom

THE ENTIRE FRIGGIN' STAFF

The next week of themed sections we're doing is sex week. The Nasty Card is going on a brief hiatus so as not to totally overdo it.
And, we here at Nasty Headquarters assure you, whatever you're imagining? It's worse.
Much, much worse.

Bruce

Liz: Hey, Bruce ... how did you get the Nasty Card?
Bruce: Ummm ... I know how I got it. Never you mind.

Felicia

Adrian: Thanks for the heat!
Liz: Did she just say thanks for the meat?
Felicia: She said thanks for the heat. I don't have any meat to offer her.
Felicia: [evil laugh]
Liz: [evil laugh]

Tracie

Dee to Felicia: I like the smell of onions (from Felecia's burger)
Suzanne to Dee and Felicia: It's better than sweaty feet
Tracie to the newsroom: It's better than schwetty balls
Much laughter in the newsroom and super red face when the nasty card was presented :)