CW

Charles: That's the thing that makes the porn sites come up.
CW: I wanna see!
Desk: LOL
CW: I wanna see that thing, not the porn sites.
Liz: Yeah, sure. That's totally what you said.

Romain

Romain: (working on the stocks pages and about to panic) !!!
Dee: Good timing, huh?
Romain: Yeah, I was just getting ready to get it on.

Sam

Sam: (upon reading an excellent headline)Guess he rubbed somebody the wrong way

Sam

Sam: (Noticing, for the very first time, the extra face in the infamous GWAR photo)Just think of the possibilities.

Liz

Nobody remembers exactly what, but it was gross.

ENTIRE DESK

I can't reproduce the dialog. But we had to put the nasty card in the middle of the desk because a conversation about lotion, tree trunks and nuts got out of hand.
We are suitably ashamed.

Undetermined (another first)

poll by twiigs.com

Dee (A first!)

Joe: I love that hot off the press smell.
Dee: I call it wet off the press.
Liz: But that sounds dirtier.
Dee: (Sassily) I know!
Dee: LOL [tries to swat away Nasty]

Liz

Joe: I rimmed the hell out of that shit.
Liz: That sounds dirty.
Joe: LOL
Liz: I'm just going to note that you keep the Nasty Card.
Joe: WHAT? You're the one who made that dirty. [Lobs Nasty}
Liz: I accept this under protest.
Liz: I guess this is the Nasty Card version of the Alford plea.