Bruce

Liz: But what is X doing touching people?
Bruce: Did you say X was touching himself?

Desk: Lol, discussion of X behind his back.

Bruce: (Mumbling) That ain't sailor moon.

Joe

Joe: I want to do a Cornish hen
Joe: Well not *do* a Cornish hen

Felicia

Joe: (on phone with TV book person, talking about downloading a file) ... but when I unzip it manually
Felicia: LOL
Joe: ... blah blah blah ... I unzip it manually ... blah blah blah unzip
Felicia: LOL. Maybe I should go somewhere else for a while.

Suzanne

Liz is playing with her admittedly annoying yodeling pickle toy in front of a preschool-age visitor to the desk.
Felicia: What are you doing?
Suzanne: Quit hitting your pickle!
Felicia: [raised eyebrow]
Liz: [silent, shaking laughter]
Suzanne: LOL!

Joe and Suzanne

Desk: [Rattles off a series of absurd dolphin-related potential headlines]
Joe: Dolphins are mammals, right?
Liz: Lol. Hey guys, dolphins are mammals, right?
Joe: How about, hey check out those blow holes!
[Joe catches, dances with nasty card]
... Later ...

Desk, but primarily Joe: [more painfully bad dolphin-related potential headlines]
Suzanne: Dolphins blow holes!

Liz

Bruce: Hey, you know that place -- the Chicken Bones Wing Grill ...
Desk: ???
Bruce: Chicken Wings Chicken Bones. You know what I'm talking about!
Desk: WTF LOL
Bruce: You know, Wild Wings
Desk: Oh, right of course. Chicken Bones = Wild Wings
Bruce: Chicken Bones would be a good name for a restaurant. It means you ate it all.
Suzanne: Let's go out for some Wild Bones!
Liz: Or some Wild Boning! [goes long to receive Nasty Card]

Sean

[Joe is drooling over some food porn, desk wonders what's taking so long]
Sean: I think he's (airquote) making copies (airquote).
Desk: LOL LOL
Joe: What's so funny?
Felicia: Your FACE!
Desk: LOL LOL LOL

Joe

Joe: Lol
Desk: What?
Joe: Unfortunately, I can't get more head in.
Desk: Lol

Felicia

Felicia: [Writing on a proof] I think we need more head
Felicia: Lol
Joe: Oooohhhh, somebody give Felicia the nasty card.