Joe

Bruce: It's just going to be tramp day at the Daily Press. Pole dancing and prostitutes
Desk: Blah blah blah don't forget to reef to the package
Joe: Haw haw! Package!
CW: JOE GETS THE NASTY

Liz

Dee: Don't forget your cigarettes
Liz: Oh, that's the other pack
Dee: So you're double fisting?
Liz: Isn't the expression two-fisted?
Joe: Ugh, OH HO HO HO HO
Liz: That was you that made it dirty! Your sick mind!
Joe: Whatever

Joe

Liz: Did we run anything on Vic Chesnutt.
Joe: No. You should definitely put that in somewhere.
Liz: Right on.
Joe: And I should definitely not get the nasty card for that.
Liz: (lobs plushie)

Tracie

Dee: What is that noise? Is that something outside?
Tracie: No, just me, tossing my salad.

Liz

Fred: Blah blah blah something something 8-inch Heart of the Holidays promo
Joe: EIGHT INCHES? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THAT?
Liz: Lol lol lol. 8 inches.
Joe: Lol
Liz: (Touchdown hand gesture)